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You could be a model.
I don’t even know if this can qualify as a backhanded compliment, as I have yet to see where the “compliment” part is. I guess she’s tall? (Click to enlarge) Ugh. How many shades of this man are we...
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Both hands.
We’ve talked on this website before about what happens when you put on a “happy couple weight“. But add in the factor that your significant other may be a serial killer? (Click to enlarge) They say...
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Take off your jacket.
Ew. Put on your hat. I can still see your stupid face. …But that’s just my knee-jerk reaction. Reasons why I’m single?
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Lower than that.
It’s great when you feel secure in the knowledge that your partner loves you just the way you are. Or that. While you’re at it, if you could lose the weight, bleach your hair, grow some tits, and fix...
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You remind me.
Sometimes, you meet someone who’s just a little bit too much like one of your exes. Or that bully from middle school. Or someone who is in no way related to you. So… like, he’s married? Just kidding....
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Pretty hot.
Ah, modern standards of beauty. “You’re no cartoon face of a corporate brand, but I could still eat.” Got a stupid ex? Want to see his or her quote up here in anonymous infamy? Submit your quote to...
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4 things.
It’s good for people to understand their priorities in relationships. (Click to enlarge) This has got to be one of the hands down worst ways of explaining to someone that she isn’t pretty enough to be...
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But really.
To some people, I guess size really is everything. Well, let’s see, let me break out my measuring tape…. Got a stupid ex? Want to see his or her quote up here in anonymous infamy? Submit your quote to...
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You know, for later.
What’s good party etiquette? Not this. What the…. At least he was honest? I don’t know if that’s better, actually. I appreciate a good manscape as much as the next girl, but during the party? Come on....
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I never said you were fat.
As I’m sure we all agree, many a relationship has been saved in semantics. Just kidding. Hmmm. Maybe he’s calling her dumb? Somehow I think that’s worse.
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